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Showing posts from March 4, 2007

A dingo ate moi Mars Bar!

That Munnalita would have to be the most loathesome individual on TV right now. I take that as a given. The Biggest Loser thing is getting so bad, that I had a dream about it last night. I went something like this: Shannan and Michelle briskly jog up to the front door of the white house. Cut to one on one with Michelle: "I don't know what it was that I was feeling, but something wasn't right." Shot of Shannon opening the door. Cut to Shannon: "OH NO! We open the door, and would you believe it!" Shot of Marty's limp body hanging from the top rail of the staircase. Cut back to Shannon: "There's Marty, hanging from the staircase. [Excitedly] He's only gone and hanged himself!" Shot of Marty's eyeballs bulging out. He’s clearly been dead a while. Cut to Michelle: "There's Marty hanging there, and I could tell he was dead straight away, and man was I PISSED!" Shot of Shannon and Michelle bewildered standing next