This will hurt me...

Big Ezra spots some stairs and sets about climbing. First he climbs up. Then he climbs down. Then he climbs up. Then he runs down. Then he runs up. Then he asks to be carried down.

Getting some exercise. Seven Mile Beach. September 2010. Theme Thursday down on Seven Mile Beach back on Father's Day, and Jennifer awaits the arrival of her two sons. The nearer they get, the nearer that AGOWILT will strike. Anyone familiar with my children will have felt the kind of AGOWILT that simply being around them generates. There is a cruel beauty in the unbridled aggression. A harsh pleasure in their simple brutality. One typical toddler and one self-styled "big boy". Engage with them only if you are GAME ...

Fat? Short of breath? Unable to clear hurdles neatly and efficiently? Have you thought about taking up smoking? Actually, this ad is typical of one of the easiest selling techniques around: vanity. If you are hungry, smoke , not eat . Sure, it'll give you cancer, but at least you won't get puffed running laps... ...oh.