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Ads that I like: #92

I like the subtly of this advertisement... the Enticement of a Skin More Precious than Personality or Cleverness ... Indeed, it's the oldest story in the book: the stunning blockhead perched in the corner surrounded by a gaggle of gents, while the intellectually superior - but aesthetically displeasing - lady sits alone in the corner, weeping inside. Know it people: surface not depth. Forget the books girls, concentrate on your anionic surfactant and H2O!

Ads That I Like: #63

I would advise all of my dear readers to take the take, click on today's advertisment, and have a good hard think about what it says. All of this time I had thought that it was the average fighting Joes who won the Second World War. Hardcore Marines storming beaches, heroic air crews dropping bombs surrounded by flak, the oft-overlooked merchant seaman chugging away on ships dodging treacherous seas (and even deadlier) submarines the whole time simply to get life’s pure essentials (which, apparently, did not include bananas but plenty of bombs) from point A to point A . Naively – damn fool that I am – I thought that it was the fearless Soviet troops thrusting towards Berlin, the countless riveting Rosies pumping away day and night in factories, the old dears knitting socks for the care packages for the valiant lads wasting away in Colditz, and the kids who dreamed of nothing more than bayoneting some heartless Fritz or Jap until his last twitch ceased. Hell, I thought that it mi...

Ads that I like #36

And you know what this means ladies... If the house isn't clean, the drains aren't running smooth and you haven't attended issues related to your charm and health , your husband probably thinks that you're ugly!

Ads that I like #27

As the current Democratic primaries are demonstrating, sexist stereotyping remains acceptable in the twenty-first century ( MEOW! Political commentary and the " claws are out ", how do you like that Mr Obama?) Anyway, with that off my chest, I dipped into my deep well of advertisements from days gone by and found a ripper. The woman is so dumb that I'm sure that she'd make a fine Vice Presidential candidate!