Him: "Hello Dave."
You: "I'm sorry?"
Him: "Is that Dave?"
You: "Oh, I'm sorry, I think you've got the wrong house."
Him: "Okay, is Dave there?"
You: "No, there's no one called Dave here."
Him: "Okay."
You've been TRAPPED!!! Have you ever seen that television programme Trapped ? It's a popular item in our household. At the very least, it's a remarkable opportunity to test you abilities at mastering the art of the many and varied accents of the United Kingdom...
This photograph would make an excellent passport picture for the big little man. I figure that there is no way in the world that airport authorities could ever mistake him for a terrorist.