Desolation Row Shed #1 Car Park, April 2010. Now, I've never been to America, but I have seen it on TV. Thus, I feel amply qualified to present today's Sunday Top Five: The Top Five American Cities I'd Like To Invite To Dinner : Detroit : an interesting girl who's fallen on hard times. She has her charms, however. Birmingham : a Southern Belle. Better keep her and Detroit apart. Seattle : yeah, a bit hipster but all Apple products must be left at the door! Boise : she'll be bringing the potato salad. Hilo : A exotic lovely who'll no doubt bring a bit of colour.