A LOLHenry for the new generation

I must admit to not being a huge fan of the whole LOLcat phenomenon. The pedant in me has a tendency to get frustrated with the (deliberate, I hope) poor spelling and grammar. Of course, I have little time for textspeak or leetspeak or any such nonsense. Yes, I do understand that it is simply a new way of interacting and a genuine 'voice' of a subculture, I just happen to think that it is stupid, and makes the people who use it look stupid. Hence the LOLHenry that I created the other day, and have posted today.

Aside from an inevitable dumbing down of the language (and the standard mode of communication itself), I resent that most LOLCats make felines look like a bunch of ignorant morons. As a unabashed fan of the feline (and apologies to any relatives of Phil Jaques reading this), I feel that the sort of simplistic, inane and poorly constructed nonsense most LOLCat discourse resembles is far more suited to dogs. The canine is infinitely more likely to speak in such a crude and unrefined manner.

Like the motivational sign of a couple of days ago, you can make one too. Just go to this website.

[Again, a firm and even more polite nod to the gang at Mental Floss.]

Comments

Z said…

Hear! Hear!

5 July 2008 at 06:42

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