"Ez, mate, look at the camera!"
Due to a confluence of circumstances beyond my control, this is a pre-post by the robot, so sorry for the lack of witty banter. I am endeavouring to correct that ASAP.
So there I was, arm hooked up to the machine, watching my plasma swirl away into a bag while the morning news dribbled across the screen like a bad fever dream. And what were they showing? A "riot" in Melbourne, allegedly. The sort of riot where the real thugs wear body armour, carry pepper spray and look like they just walked off the set of RoboCop. The people they were beating? A ragtag crew of teenagers and old hippies—probably fresh out of a drum circle, still smelling of patchouli. But sure, let's call it a riot. Now, here's where it really gets good. I mentioned this spectacle to a few people later, thinking maybe they'd share my outrage or, at the very least, give a damn. But no. What did I get instead? A smirk, a chuckle, and—oh, the pièce de résistance—"You should really just let it go." Let it go? Yeah, let me uncork a nice, overpriced cup of coffee, sit back with my legs crossed, and soak in the latest reality TV trash. Why bother caring when ...
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If it is, he is probably wondering who the gorgeous young dude is!!!
Blognote, Sue has it in one, it's a mirror!
Sue, see above. He was entranced by his dreamy eyes...
USelaine, two is more than enough for me!
FF, I am not sure if that is a compliment or an insult. I shall take it as a compliment.