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A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.


Look at that neck strength!

Look at that control!

Amazing!

He can roll as well!

And the bigger one, he can pee in the toilet!

Don't children render you quite stupid?

I blame the lack of unbroken sleep.

Comments

Sue said…
OMG I love the analogy! But in my case it is definitely a TWENTY-TWO year old!!! It sooooo describes what it is like!!!
Anonymous said…
That is EXACTLY it!
No wonder I am feeling so tired and generally cranky
Julie said…
Yep - does seem to describe the situation.
Uma por Dia said…
LOL

You are so sensitive!
Kitty said…
aw, so photogenic!
It's amazing how you handle the lack of sleep Kris. You must be either stoic or delirious or permanently cheerful.

Hope you're getting sleep now
Kris McCracken said…
Sue, unfortunately it is not mine, it is Jerry Seinfeld's. I do concur, however.

Tania, I heard that Evie is now swearing like a warfie. Good stuff!

Julie, it is lamentable.

Uma por Dia, my wife thinks that I am INsensitive, and I fear that she might be right...

Kitty. they are lookers. Still no sleep though...

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