Water, water, every where, nor any drop to drink.

Sometimes all seagulls need on Christmas day is a stroll along the beach and a long, wistful gaze out over the ocean.

I would like to think that this seagull is ruminating on the often contradictory impulses of nature, the isolation of modern life or how to build a better mousetrap, but I'd wager it's thinking about sex like the rest of us...