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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it?


Here you can see the view westwards from the very bottom of Argyle Street this morning.

It appears that discourtesy, deafness and poor motor skills are all pre-requisites of a Metro bus driver here in Hobart.

Other desirable attributes include morbid obesity, limited mathematical skills, an inability to read the time accurately and a vocabulary that does not extend beyond the range of grunts and guffaws one might expect of a troop or gorillas in the highlands of Rwanda.

Now, far be it from me to cast aspersions on the good folk at Metro Tasmania (can you see how carefully I am choosing my words?), but between you and me – and judging by the sweat stains under the armpits – maybe the gorillas slightly trump them in the hygiene department.

After all, I am not sure who might be willing to pick the nits off an unkempt bus driver...

Bitter, moi?

Comments

Sue said…
Wow, Kris, it sounds like your dealings with a so-called driver of buses may have been akin to my experience this morning with the simple minded, moronic imbeciles I had to speak with at Telstra, concerning a problem that was created six months ago by them. I am ashamed to say that I did lose my cool at one point, but I was quickly made to see the error of my ways when I was then continually made to wait on hold listening to their goddamn awful muzak.
Kris McCracken said…
Sue, I do believe that these things are sent to try us.

I just try to be polite as possible, or, failing that, not smack the in the mouth.

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