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Ads that I like: #81


A combination of shiny shoes and synthetic pants will always ensure that feisty woman that you have your eye on will soon have her will ground down until she obliges your every whim.

Complete and utter subservience. It's what makes marriage great!

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Priyanka Khot said…
this is such a disgusting ad. I can't believe that they were trying to sell pants to men... urghhhhhh!!!

this is actually making me fume!
Babzy.B said…
ahahah , i like your good sense oh humour !!!!
G. B. Miller said…
Would be interesting to see it done in reverse.
KL said…
How is your hand, feet, head and back? They all must be very sore and painful now with all sorts of bruises everywhere :-D....?? Poor Jen! she must also be very tired after all the thrashings and whippings and beatings she has to do!! :-D :-D....
Z said…
I cannot believe this was for real -- are you sure it isn't a spoof ad, like another one you had some time ago?
Kris McCracken said…
Priyanka, dictatorial tendencies is a turn off?

Who knew!?!?
Kris McCracken said…
Babzy, there's nothing humorous about pants...
Kris McCracken said…
G, that would be sexist!
Kris McCracken said…
KL, my wife obeys all of my commands. Much like Henry...
Kris McCracken said…
Z, it seems to be real. I suspect that it is.
Anonymous said…
Ah!Ha!Ha!Ha! Kris, you're a very brave man!
Kris McCracken said…
A.Decker, or stupid...

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