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The machine does not isolate man from the great problems of nature but plunges him more deeply into them.


Here is my question to you, do robots poo?

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Neva said…
What a hoot! This is a great shot! Hope everything came out alright!!!
Doc said…
Yes, they poo. It come out like little nuts, bolts, and screws.

Doc
Kris McCracken said…
Neva, he is struggling with the concept of using the toilet. After a great start, he is showing some reticence. Maybe the robot head will help!
Kris McCracken said…
Doc, I could cope with that. This robot's poo smells pretty bad. Hence sitting him on the toilet for as long as possible!
Tash said…
You ARE going to be in sooooooo much trouble in about 12 years...& I speak from experience. Glad no one can tell who this robot is. (BTW terrific headress).
I didn't hurry this (boys do take longer unless you can use the old country method of leaving them in w/o nappies - do you call them that? - in the back yard all summer)...and as we drive A LOT here it was convinient not to have to stop (well, we did have to but not immediately).
Kris McCracken said…
Tash, it could be anyone under that mask!
Sue said…
Is this the robot you leave to do your blog when you are busy??

Aaah...toilet training...I forgot how tedious it can be! But always keep in mind the wise words spoken to me when I was bemoaning one of my boys lack of immediate success and which helped me not to be too disheartened....
"He'll do it when he's ready. Besides, have you ever seen an eighteen year old still in nappies????"
Kris McCracken said…
Sue, a) yes it is that robot. b) we were spoiled by immediate success, so the regression has hit us hard. And c) "have you ever seen an eighteen year old still in nappies?" Welcome to the drug and alcohol sector...
Sue said…
His regression may have something to do with the fact that he has subconsciously registered a youngish interloper who gets to wear a nappy and people are changing that... so why can't he do it too!???
kylie said…
obviously robots DO poo
Kris McCracken said…
Sue, I just think that he is messing with my head.
Kris McCracken said…
Kylie, does Wall-E poo?
kylie said…
there is only one robot you need to worry about.....
Dina said…
I guess they do; seeing is believing. Great shot of the robot.
Kris McCracken said…
Kylie, Metal Mickey?
Kris McCracken said…
Dina, they're hard to work with, robots. Very stroppy.
USelaine said…
Sue's diagnosis is spot on. Completely makes sense. Scents, even.
Sue said…
Kris...so long as he never messes ON your head!!
Kris McCracken said…
Elaine, you really don't want a whif of this scent...
Kris McCracken said…
Sue, he did pee on me FIVE times in less than three hours once...

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