When all actions are mathematically calculated, they also take on a stupid quality.

Look at those rippling muscles. Look at that fine hand-eye co-ordination. Look at that steely determination to succeed whatever the cost. This lad has the makings of a champion, mark my words!

Pros and Cons of Toddlers Part Three

Pro #3: They're FORGIVING. One of my strengthsweaknesses is my ability, nay gift, at holding a grudge. Quick to judgement, forgiveness does not come easy for me, as I am a hard taskmaster. While Henry is quick to judge, and sets exceptionally high standards, he is also rapid and absolute in his ability to absolve one of any potential antipathy or resentment. That’s something to admire in a man, I think.

Con #3: They're TEMPERAMENTAL. I've already noted Henry's ability to swiftly offer pardon, this is matched by his tendency to violently and impulsively alter his mood and expectations. One minute you can be happily playing a game of chess, the next minute he’s thrown the board out the window and has a broken whisky bottle at your throat. I am not certain – I’m no clinician – but I fear that he is going through the menopause...