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I have learned to seek my happiness by limiting my desires, rather than in attempting to satisfy them.


Ezra does his best Esther Williams, while Henry lurks in the background like the Jaws in Jaws IV.

Thankfully, he didn’t explode for an unknown (and unknowable) reason at all at the conclusion of the ablution – coincidently the first single of my next album – like the shark did in that quite memorable movie…
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smudgeon said…
There was a third Jaws movie?
12 August 2010 at 08:27
Kris McCracken said…
Jaws 3D was set in a water theme park.

Jaws IV was set in the Carribean and starred Michael Caine. He speared Jaws with the thing that sticks out of the forecastle.

Then Jaws exploded.

Yes, he exploded.

There was no mention of explosives prior to this.
12 August 2010 at 08:38
smudgeon said…
Exploded? Well, obviously - I assume this was the 80s, after all...
12 August 2010 at 12:00
Kris McCracken said…
When asked about how dreadful Jaws IV was, Michael Caine always replies, "I have never seen it, but by all accounts it is terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built, and it is terrific."
12 August 2010 at 12:26
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