Now ladies (and gents that may be so inclined), please form an orderly queue. Settle petal, there is enough man meat to go around if we just show a little patience.
For those hard of sight - or more likely awestruck by the raw sexuality I have placed before you - the text in today's advertisement hits the nails right on the head when it talks about the ultimate fashion climax.
Mmmmmm mmm!
I can't possible compete with the original here, so I won't even try. I'll leave it to the stud above to lay it out for you all:
Fits so tight it shows all you've got... you're a walking turn on. And treats your body as well as she does,
Easy on, easy off, quick as a flick of her tongue. Sexy cool crinkle cloth for those hot nights to come. Designed with your desires in mind...
she'll eat you alive in it.
Mmmmm mmm! Hot damn! Somebody get a brother a cold glass of water here!
I'm a little disappointed that it's only 50% polyester, but the fact that I can get it in camel eases that pain.
Am I man enough to fill it?
My wife certainly thinks so.
Comments
Doc
Oh dear. The 70s, the decade style forgot.
Don't tell anyone...but I used to wear a jumpsuit back in those good old days (when I was a size 8). Only mine was glorious green corduroy with gold satin shoulder panels!! I looked hot!!! hahahahahahahahahhaaa
Glad I was still a kid during that time frame.
Doc, the cocaine should help with that.
Me, don’t you find it a turn on?
Magiceye, I could see Kapil Dev in one of these...
Tash, I would have bought ten if it was 100% polyester.
Tania, did you not see me there? I had plenty of offers...
Boise Diva, all the studs were wearing them. Possibly.
Jackie, you’d eat him alive?
Elaine, you just need a little faith.
And a little bit of pain in the privates? Some people pay a LOT of money for that.