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When grown people speak of the innocence of children, they don't really know what they mean.


Here, Ezra displays his fine impersonation of a fire and brimstone Southern Baptist minister.
Christ came to me last night...

[HALLELUJAH!]

... and He said unto me...

[HALLELUJAH BROTHER!]

... He said unto me... He said that NOW was the time...

[HALLELUJAH!]

... NOW was the time brothers and sisters for more programs featuring baby animals on the television...

[AMEN BROTHER!]
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smudgeon said…
I discovered a few years ago that 4pm to 6pm on German TV is "Baby Animal Show" time.

Mind you, when it's a choice between sickeningly cute animals & CNN, Ted Turner's going to lose...
9 December 2009 at 13:13
Kris McCracken said…
It beats French TV and the endless parade of "whacky" game shows I guess.
9 December 2009 at 13:26
Roddy said…
As long as that's not a nail hole in his forehead, he should be ok.
9 December 2009 at 20:21
Kris McCracken said…
Priyanka, he looks like me, that's why!
10 December 2009 at 15:24
Kris McCracken said…
Roddy, self inflicted.
10 December 2009 at 15:24
Roddy said…
Kris, I know!
10 December 2009 at 18:38
yamini said…
You are still running old photographs?? That scar is long gone, isn't it?
14 December 2009 at 16:47
Dina said…
Very convincing, Brother. A-men!
14 December 2009 at 20:02
Kris McCracken said…
Yamini, the scar is gone. I won't be running new pics until Santa hopefully brings me a new camera!
18 December 2009 at 09:38
Kris McCracken said…
Dina, long time now see!
18 December 2009 at 09:38
yamini said…
What happened to the old one? I am sorry I haven't been up to date with your blog in the past couple of weeks.
18 December 2009 at 15:17
Kris McCracken said…
The old one was lost!
21 December 2009 at 13:25
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