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There are people who are so full of common sense that they haven't the slightest cranny left for their own sense.


How disappointed we all were when we made out way under the eastern end of the Tasman Bridge and discovered that there was not a troll in sight!

That said, in my general working week, I am certain that at least seven percent of those I am in contact with have some troll ancestry somewhere in their bloodlines...
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Whoistin-tinandsnowy? said…
Hi! Kris,
I'am assuming that you referring to definition 1...If so, LOL!!!!

Definition...1
Troll:In Scandinavian legend, a supernatural being depicted as either a dwarf or giant and living in caves or under bridges
Definition...2
Troll:a carefully worded but incorrect statement that is designed to lure other Internet users into sending responses

DeeDee ;-D
19 January 2010 at 17:59
Roddy said…
Shades of West Gate. Don't stand under the bridge, just in case.
19 January 2010 at 20:44
Megan said…
I'm inclined to put it higher than seven percent...at least, in my case...
20 January 2010 at 04:31
Kris McCracken said…
DeeDee, number one, but one never knows with two...
22 January 2010 at 20:44
Kris McCracken said…
Roddy, this one fell too.
22 January 2010 at 20:44
Kris McCracken said…
Megan, maybe sevenTEEN percent...
22 January 2010 at 20:44
Roddy said…
A gentle nudge from a ship. The West Gate fell of its own accord.
22 January 2010 at 21:09
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