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Necessity makes even the timid brave.

In part two of our reconstruction of the rise and fall of Italian Fascism [set against the backdrop of a wet and wild Seven Mile Beach], here Henry, Ezra and Jen discuss the failures of the Italian army in North Africa. Ezra blames the poor quality of the pasta. Jen blames the poor quality of the vino. Henry blames Ezra and Jen. I, as Victor Emmanual III, blamed ill health. As usual.

Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing with men.

Henry is the champions! No time for LOSERS 'cos Henry is the champions ... of the world. Here is Henry doing his best impersonation of an Italian soccer player.