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It is a very delicate job to forgive a man, without lowering him in his own estimation, and yours too.

Pull yer socks up!

It's my rule never to lose my temper till it would be detrimental to keep it.

Are you free Mr Humphries?

Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.

You silly, silly boy.

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy.

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I always wanted to be an explorer, but - it seemed I was doomed to be nothing more than a very silly person.

Ezra does a mean Betty Boop impression...

Curiosity is free-wheeling intelligence.

It’s mine! Mine ! All MINE ! Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! [Ahem.]

Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, nor hell a fury like a woman scorned.

"Skirts, eh?" ... "And these are blokes , right?"

The country was in peril; he was jeopardising his traditional rights of freedom and independence by daring to exercise them.

What? Have I got something on my face or something?

Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help.

Here is Henry doing his impression of Julian Roberts. I think that it's quite good.

If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.

This is Henry's angry face. I am reasonably certain that is uncannily like the face I pulled last night after spending an hour slaving away over a hot stove cooking dinner after spending eight hours slaving away over a hot computer only to have my oldest child turn his nose up and refuse to eat one single thing on his plate, telling me that it was "yukky". I will concede that the rissoles were dry, and the roast veg a little overdone, but it all tasted okay. How could he be so certain when he didn't taste it anyway?!?

Ted, have you ever been face down in the mud, and been kicked in the head with an iron boot?

I swear that when Henry knows that he's in trouble, and you're set to give him a right royal bollocking - a father's privilege - his eyes grow larger. I call it the animé effect. I'm just glad I had boys, I'm certain that the animé effect for girls involves parasols, frilly knickers and lots of bending over...

Well, all I know is what I read in the papers.

" Blood oranges, you say...?" Hmmmm...