This will hurt me...

Ezra takes aim at cars flying Australian flags. At present, he has three. We're aiming for at least ten by Australia day...

Nothing says FUN like a GUN ! Nothing! You hear me? NOTHING! And no-one is going to take that FUN away from me! NO-ONE!

I am a firm believer that there is no greater gift that a father can bestow on a toddler than their very own handgun . In the interest of safety, I regularly allow Henry and Ezra to cavort about in bed with Iver Johnson Revolvers , because they are perfectly safe (aside from their ability to kill and maim, that is).

Continuing the X-mas trend with today's advertisement, I have taken inspiration from this ad and decided upon Henry, Ezra and Jennifer's presents this year. Nothing says "celebration of the birth of Christ" like firearms. Pump actions, sawn offs, rifles of all descriptions, sniper scoped beauties; you name it, we're getting it. Imagine the smiles of their sweet little faces as they load up and start firing at each other when the inevitable fights break out! Want some more pie? Well then, you now have a little equalizer that may well persuade Mom and Pop to not be so stingy over the sweets this year. Yes indeed, Daisy will make it a Christmas to remember !