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Horror is the natural reaction to the last 5,000 years of history.

Mother, mother ocean, I have heard you call. Wanted to sail upon your waters since I was three feet tall. You've seen it all, you've seen it all. Mother mother ocean, after all these years I've found my occupational hazard's being my occupation's just not around.

Never give a sword to a man who can't dance.

Bubble, me hearties!

No man is sane who does not know how to be insane on proper occasions.

Mommas don't let your babies grow up to be pirates...

A hypocrite despises those whom he deceives, but has no respect for himself. He would make a dupe of himself too, if he could.

Henry takes on the pirates!

We all need money, but there are degrees of desperation.

Arrr, look out, gar! Thar be some 'ery naughty people approachin' us on the port side and Me think that their intentions be somewhat less than honourable.

Eagles come in all shapes and sizes, but you will recognize them chiefly by their attitudes.

We spotted her off the bow about two mile so’ so’west. The great white whale: Moby Dick tossell.

Anyone who has begun to think, places some portion of the world in jeopardy.

Climbing climbing climbing climbing climbing climbing climbing climbing.