A poet is a man who manages, in a lifetime of standing out in thunderstorms, to be struck by lightning five or six times.
Now, we'd just hate it for a rock – say, like this one – to accidently smash your front windscreen. This is a good clean beach see. We'd HATE it to happen. That's why we operate this little enterprise. You pay us, and we make sure ‘accidents’ like that just don't happen. Capisce ?