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Why not whip the teacher when the pupil misbehaves?

Look at all that grit on his face. That's the fun of bushwalking!

Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.

Like reality television 'stars' and zoo animals, my children tolerate the camera in their faces remarkably well...

If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt.

I'm thinking of harvesting his eyelashes to sell to one of those millionaire US reality TV people who are prepared to pay the big bucks to look like a star. I reckon that might pay for a boat.

If children grew up according to early indications, we should have nothing but geniuses.

All the streets are crammed with things, eager to be held. I know what hands are for and I'd like to help myself. You ask me the time but I sense something more, and I would like to give you what I think you're asking for.

Adversity is the first path to truth.

How many stamps do you reckon that it will it take to get him to Delhi?

Men are more moral than they think and far more immoral than they can imagine.

Ezra does his Khrushchev impression: Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you! It's terribly good.

The best things in life are silly.

Next up? Inside the nostrils!

It is not titles that honour men, but men that honour titles.

Look at those eyelashes, they'd put a Hollywood starlet to shame, and it's all natural, baby!