There is nothing more demoralising than a small but adequate income. November 01, 2012 You should see the hands and feet on this child. He's going to be a GIANT ! Read more
It is a mania shared by philosophers of all ages to deny what exists and to explain what does not exist. July 15, 2011 Lifeguards? We don't need no stinking lifeguards! Read more
It is the patriotic duty of every man to lie for his country. February 08, 2011 It’s a cairn , Jim, but not as we know it… Read more
Death is one moment, and life is so many of them. February 17, 2010 Aside from the multitude of fossils and the abundance of crabs, Wynyard's Fossil Bluff is an excellent place to forage for rocks. Read more
Mendacity is a system that we live in. Liquor is one way out and death is the other. February 14, 2010 In ye olden dayes Henry, you used to be able to buy two beautiful Polynesian girls for a handful of seashells. We don't like in ye olden dayes any more. Read more
Reason, or the ratio of all we have already known, is not the same that it shall be when we know more. January 25, 2010 Henry has gathered up all of these shells in two minutes flat. Yes, Conchology is an illness... Read more