This will hurt me...

Pigs, glorious pigs! Here are some little piggies bedded down at ZooDoo. I'm not sure which one went to the market, but I am reasonably certain that the fellow that ate roast beef is the cause of mad cow disease...

The text roughly translates as “People eat with pleasure and without fatigue good pork sausages". Now I ask, if a pig is this happy – indeed joyous – to lay his life down for your dinner, surely you owe it to him to eat heartily? It’s exactly this sort of self sacrifice that is missing these days. He may be French, but I sense the spirit of a Samurai warrior dwells within this fellow.