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Ads that I like #78


I am a firm believer that there is no greater gift that a father can bestow on a toddler than their very own handgun. In the interest of safety, I regularly allow Henry and Ezra to cavort about in bed with Iver Johnson Revolvers, because they are perfectly safe (aside from their ability to kill and maim, that is).

Comments

yournotalone said…
Hmm, thoughts towards security and safety are the primary causes of conflict and division.

Just a philosophical note.
Kris McCracken said…
Aigars, I think that you're spot on there.
Neva said…
What an ad.....falls under the
"Smoking is good for you ads!" hope all is well in your part of the world!
Kris McCracken said…
Neva, guns don't kill people, crocodiles kill people.

If children had guns, they could shoot the crocodiles. Sure, a few might accidently shoot each other, but I am surprised (and a little bit disappointed) that you don't seem to care about the risks crocodiles pose to children in the greater Chicago area...
Babzy.B said…
Just incredible !
KL said…
Your writing is hilarious ROFL...:-D...

And no comments about the ad - now you see these are the people who really smoke and that's why come up with such ads.
Kris McCracken said…
Babzy, your kids never had guns?
Kris McCracken said…
KL, but what were they smoking?
Avid Reader said…
Only $6 ? Priced right for these times! And they make cycles, too.
Erik W. Laursen said…
This brightens my day. I must get a gun for my small human.
Kris McCracken said…
Avid Reader, get the little 'uns two at that price!
Kris McCracken said…
Erik, I am sure that you won't regret it!

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