I am a firm believer that there is no greater gift that a father can bestow on a toddler than their very own handgun. In the interest of safety, I regularly allow Henry and Ezra to cavort about in bed with Iver Johnson Revolvers, because they are perfectly safe (aside from their ability to kill and maim, that is).
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Just a philosophical note.
"Smoking is good for you ads!" hope all is well in your part of the world!
If children had guns, they could shoot the crocodiles. Sure, a few might accidently shoot each other, but I am surprised (and a little bit disappointed) that you don't seem to care about the risks crocodiles pose to children in the greater Chicago area...
And no comments about the ad - now you see these are the people who really smoke and that's why come up with such ads.