Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

Here he is again, full of beans as usual. Well, that's actually not quite true. It would be more appropriate to say that he is full of apple, pear and pumpkin.

Yes, the littlest, Aussie-est, battler-iest baby going around is utilising both of his teeth to gnaw away on all new sorts of tucker.

Like a shark, this lad is developing a taste for all sorts of scrumptious morsels, and once he starts – Pringles or not – he just can’t stop! It cannot be pure coincidence that since branching out into new forms of grub, Ezra has been sleeping for hours at a time.

Moreover, I am mighty thankful that this has happened right now, for I fear the consequences of the unceasing media fellatio on the dearly departed A-grade wanker and professional make-believe artist, Heath Ledger. Seriously people, the guy played dress-ups for a living. You’d be forgiven for thinking that he’d developed the vaccine for polio with all the hype going on right now.