I may be wrong, but I'm never in doubt.

I am not a man of faith, but one must admire the local Anglican hierarchy for renting out a building right next to their local HQ (pictured above) to a nightclub that features events like "topless pool" and the Tasmanian leg of the "Miss Nude Australia Quest". It's that sort of thinking that will once again locate the church at the centre of people's lives!

It also represents an excellent example of value adding. You get the rent accrued through reckless debauchery, then hit the punters' guilt over all that filthy and wicked sin. Everybody wins.

Next up: wet t-shirt contests in the Holy font!