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All I say cancels out, I’ll have said nothing.


Here is the view of Mount Wellington looking west from Hunter Street, across the fish punts and overpriced over-rated boutique fish and chip joints that can be found down along the waterfront...

Hang on...

Hang on...
I've just got to interupt today's post to cross to my LA correspondent who is waiting outside Michael Jackson's Neverland compound ranch.

Me in Hobart: "Dave, Dave can you hear me?"

Dave in LA: [Silence as Dave scratches his nose and looks bored]

Me in Hobart: "Dave, are you with me now?"

Dave in LA: "Yes Kris. The media have thronged to Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch here 200 miles out of LA."

Me in Hobart: "So Dave, do you have an update for us?"

Dave in LA: "Well, there is a lot of people about. And a lot of media vans."

Me in Hobart: "Can you confirm that former king of pop, Michael Jackson - responsible for such hits as Thriller, Bad and Say, Say, Say - remains dead?"

Dave in LA: "The Californian authorities are able to confirm that yes, one week after Michael Jackson died, Michael Jackson remains dead."

Me in Hobart: "Dave, do you have anything else new to report?"

Dave in LA: "Kris, as you can see from the pictures, the media are thronging to Neverland Ranch. So are many sad loons keen fans."

Me in Hobart: "Thank you Dave. Please keep us updated with all the vital breaking news."

Now, where was I?

Oh, Hobart. It's still cold. It's still raining. I'm still sick.

Comments

Roddy said…
If you are conversing with Dave in L.A. about some non descript then you are truly sick... sic.
yamini said…
The amount of publicity sprouting even a week after MJ's death proves the point I raised last week. He had much more than his share of controversies as a celebrity and even in his death, he is not being spared by the media morons.

By the way, the picture is fantastic and fish n chip joints sound exotic.
Candie said…
About the quote:it's absolutely NOT true.Nothing canceled out,everything has been learnt and more!
KL said…
Hahaha...seems like TV and reporting is same throughout the world :-).
Tania said…
Fantastic photo
Baino said…
The Hoopla is really getting nauseating now. Great pick. Hobart hasn't changed much in 20 years has it? That's a good thing by the way.
Kris McCracken said…
Yamini, media morons are morons.
Kris McCracken said…
Candie, I am glad to hear that.
Kris McCracken said…
KL, all the world is the same. Except for the bits that are different.
Kris McCracken said…
Tania, it is one of Henry's.
Kris McCracken said…
Baino, bits of it has changed.

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