The problems of victory are more agreeable than the problems of defeat, but they are no less difficult.

A familiar view here in Geilston Bay the past three or four months. That, coupled with grizzling children caked in snot has ensured our share of [ahem] interesting evenings.

I did consult with the most recent guide to the Geneva Convention rules and regulations, and wouldn't you know it, there, on page 367, full colour prints of Henry and Ezra!

Designated deliverers of cruel and unusual torture, it reckons...