Ted, have you ever been face down in the mud, and been kicked in the head with an iron boot?

I swear that when Henry knows that he's in trouble, and you're set to give him a right royal bollocking - a father's privilege - his eyes grow larger.

I call it the animé effect.

I'm just glad I had boys, I'm certain that the animé effect for girls involves parasols, frilly knickers and lots of bending over...