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Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once.


Three parts heavy water...

One part self raising flour...

A pinch of enriched uranium...

Stir...

Comments

Z said…
Hi Kris, season's greetings to you and your lovely family! May 2010 be a healthy and happy one for you all.
Sue said…
Mmmm....that's what we just had for dinner!

PS Thanks for the Chrissie present. It arrived today and it was like it was Chrissy all over again! Lovely! I love it!
Roddy said…
Who does the stirring, you or Henry?
This is a stand up comedian we are building; isn't it? Or perhaps another Frankensteins' monster.
Hi! Kris,
Great quote...I wish that I could observe Ezra, “pending" results.
DeeDee ;-D
Roddy said…
I forgot to ask earlier. Where did the budding scientist get the enriched uranium? Heavy water is hard enough to come by.
Kris McCracken said…
Z, thanks and I hope yours is a good one too!
Kris McCracken said…
Sue, odd that it arrived after the DVD!
Kris McCracken said…
Roddy, Ez does it all.
Kris McCracken said…
DeeDee, he wears goggles at that point.
Kris McCracken said…
Roddy, he buys it off some bloke in Sudan.

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