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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.


Look at this, a Henry and Ezra beefcake trifecta!


You can see them here digging themselves in down at Seven Mile Beach, awaiting the imminent Russian invasion!

Comments

Roddy said…
Haven't we kissed and made up with the Russians?
I think we need a new cold war opponent.
Perhaps attack of the jelly fish people.
yamini said…
The photographs are lovely Kris, both B&W and Colour. Ezra seems to be laughing with joy at his handiwork.
Magpie said…
In the last photo, Henry seems to be lost in thought.
Kris McCracken said…
Roddy, I've always been friendly to the Russians.

Yamini, he did enjoy himself that day. I have tried to upload a video of it all, but it has been giving me grief.

Magpie, he often is!
yamini said…
Waiting for the video Kris.
Kris McCracken said…
Yamini, I think that I will have to convert to to something else before I can upload it.

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