Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

Can we walk on water? Risdon Brook Dam, August 2010.

Henry is distraught that the local source of water – Risdon Brook Dam – is not infested with crocodiles. The only succour for him is that it is highly unlikely that a mighty and angry salty will emerge from the tap during a bath and vigorously demonstrate the death roll.