Sunday, April 14, 2013

If no one ever took risks, Michaelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor.



Mollusks. Little Coningham Beach, Coningham. January 2013.

A wonderful Sunday Top Five today. How Jen And I Spent Last Night (As Expressed Through A Sunday Top Five)!

  • Midnight: Jen catches vomit. Jen cleans vomit off carpet. I clean vomit off two (2!) toilets and a couple of floors. Jen changes vomit-soiled child. I load washing machine. I spend half hour consoling vomiter.

  • 1:15 am: Jen catches vomit a second (2nd) time. I clean vomit off toilet and floor. I change vomit-soiled child. I load washing machine. Jen consoles vomiter.

  • 2:20 am: Jen cleans vomit off toilet. I change vomit-soiled child. I load washing machine. Jen consoles vomiter.

  • 5:10 am: I clean vomit off toilet. I clean vomit off floor. I console vomiter.

  • 6:15 am: I clean vomit off toilet. I change vomit-soiled child. I console vomiter. I get up.

  • All night: No sex.

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