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Bus Journey

The bus trip to work is now far less pleasant now that schools are back. High school children are horrible: they smell funny, they're noisy, they say stupid things, and they lack manners. And before anyone throws the 'you're getting old' tag at me, I've pretty much thought this way when I was in high school myself.

Bloody bags on seats and in the aisle, yelling, squealing and carrying on. Hrumpfff!

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Sue said…
Kris...I so agree with you...they are ALL that you said and so much more. But I would like to say that you are very lucky to only have to ride on a bus with them... as I am the person at the end of that bus trip that has to spend the day with them. And as I get paid to do that.. I have to grin and bear it and be nice to them...whilst all the time holding my breath and gulping down Panadol in the too short tea breaks provided!
Kris McCracken said…
I am sure that I didn't stink that much when I was a teenager.

They're horrible, I don't know how you do it. I get them at uni, but most of them have (slightly) cleaned up their act by then.

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