Someone e-mailed me a page of ersatz figurines/dollies yesterday and it gave me a chuckle. It essentially imagines a range of action toys dedicated to Western philosophers. The logic is that now – with the help of modern technology – the "greatest minds of all time now have great bodies to match".
However, I couldn't help but notice some notable omissions. As a great fan of the German Idealists, I wouldn't mind seeing a "Fighting" Fichte (my own personal favourite), or "Stunning" Schelling. More obviously, no "Magnificent" Marx OR "Exacting" Engels? That's just plain wrong! [As an aside, anyone who wants to fund my draft film script envisioning The Young Hegelians as a sexy group of private eyes who fight crime by day and make love all night, give me a call!]
And even if I've gone off them a bit over the last few years, there clearly has to be scope for a whole set dedicated to the Frankfurt School. I mean really, how could you go past "Awesome" Adorno, "Humongous" Horkheimer, "Massive" Marcuse and Jürgen "the Hungry Hun" Habermas?
I sense that has to be a new range out by Christmas!
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