I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve immortality through not dying.
Not altogether unrelated to the photo posted yesterday, early this morning young Ezra peed all over me (and the bed) for the first time ever. Anyone who has experienced the joy of young boys will no doubt be aware of the magnitude of such an event.
Indeed, I have been surprised, shocked and somewhat saddened that it has taken nineteen days for this to happen. Henry weed on me on his very first day outside the womb (and very often afterward, I think he took it on as a personal crusade).
Given the frequency of Ezra’s feeding, and the seemingly endless supply of milk, I would have expected this to have happened far sooner. The hard evidence of a mountain of full nappies clearly demonstrates that everything down stairs is going along great guns. Like the hose of a fire truck, he demonstrated good technique with an excellent, lasting flow (which in all honesty I didn’t think was going to end).
I shall keep everybody updated as to whether the lad can break Henry’s sterling effort of urinating on me FIVE times before nine o’clock in the morning, set in January of 2007.
[Note: I should also add that this photograph was not taken by my good self, it is the work of the love of my life, the wonderful Jennifer!]
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lucky!
And Kris, hilarious post as usual. No matter what you write, I always enjoy the humor that comes through. And it sounds like life has much happiness to offer you these days. Good for you!
I met a new friend at work today visiting from our location in Sydney, Aus. I thought of you even though you're not in Sydney. Still... ;O)
The title... Woody Allen?
Looking forward to more Ezra stories!
Love to Henry!
How many times have he peed on you? :-)
Have been dealing with RA in my hands. The chemotherapy drug doesn't get rid of the pain so it has been hard to type.
Abraham Lincoln
Brookville, Ohio
Re your comment Chez Louis - no sharks...at least while "Louis" was there!
"Louis" appreciates that you are keeping your world-wide audience posted about your splendid children!
love your humor!
Thien, she's not bad with the camera in hand (a bit slow in pulling the trigger, I always tell her though!) Thanks for the kind words.
Priyanka, I've passed on your message to Henry (he is looking coy).
Isadora, there are a few shots of Jen around this place. Few and far between though, she isn't keen at looking at herself!
Marie, cute babies seem to have that effect!
Keropak Man, Ezra has peed on me just the once. Henry must have at least fifty times!
Blackie, well, Jen copped the floating mustard poo from Henry in the bath once. I think I'd rather the pee.
Louie, they do seem to have attracted a fan base!
Boise Diva, I think that he can do it too. His problem is that we are no changing him every twenty minutes, as we were when Henry first arrived! (Eager first timers and all.)
Babooshka, I was thinking of entering both lads in the Olympics. We were exploring an Isle on Man link to get into the team, but you know, red tape!