I have endeavoured to warn the world of the threat posed by rampaging wallabies previously on this blog, but did people listen? Of course they didn't!
Some people seem to think that just because they're little, furry, cuddly and herbivores, wallabies are not brutal, godless killing machines. Thank the lord for the good folk in the proud state of Queensland (for our American friends, think Texas, only with cane toads, corruption and slow talking).
One of the world's most respected newspapers, The Townsville Bulletin, has lifted the lid on the murky morass that is the moral quagmire of the elderly/marsupial relationship in the Smart State in the year 2008.
As the bold graphic in the Bulletin piece says, these cold blooded killers are stalking seniors! Consider these terrifying facts people:
It really is only a matter of time before one of these rogue beasts kills somebody. I for one would support any proposal to arm the elderly residents of Townsville (particularly the vision impaired), with semi-automatic weapons in order to enhance the quality of life and keep the streets safe from these menacing marsupials.
Some people seem to think that just because they're little, furry, cuddly and herbivores, wallabies are not brutal, godless killing machines. Thank the lord for the good folk in the proud state of Queensland (for our American friends, think Texas, only with cane toads, corruption and slow talking).
One of the world's most respected newspapers, The Townsville Bulletin, has lifted the lid on the murky morass that is the moral quagmire of the elderly/marsupial relationship in the Smart State in the year 2008.
As the bold graphic in the Bulletin piece says, these cold blooded killers are stalking seniors! Consider these terrifying facts people:
- Faeces left on patios, with residents opening their back doors and stepping in it!
- A vision impaired old dear was innocently hanging clothes on the washing line, only to discover a wallaby standing next to her!!!
It really is only a matter of time before one of these rogue beasts kills somebody. I for one would support any proposal to arm the elderly residents of Townsville (particularly the vision impaired), with semi-automatic weapons in order to enhance the quality of life and keep the streets safe from these menacing marsupials.
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But I do appreciate your comments about my little photos, easier isn't it? ;-)
USelaine, I don’t mind wallaby, but it is very much on the gamey side. Better than possum though.
Mary, I have yet to see a cockroach here in Tasmania. They do have them further north though. I like the idea of a banana/cockroach/wallaby smoothie. As long as it was organic!
Alice, me, subtle?!? I do see what you mean though. I don’t mind the odd bit of word play, and that must be tricky in a second language. I like your photos though!
Abe, you’re on to something. Guns alone aren’t another grenades and trench mortars will probably work best!
Hallam, I was waiting for that...