Do you ever just find yourself staring at the sea?
If you do, what do you think about? Ugly flags? Dirty spoonerisms? Ideas for better mousetraps? Physically attractive people? Why those fainting goats really do faint? Variations to the lyrics of popular songs that make them funnier? Mick Jagger's strides? Why things that don't work the way they are supposed to don't work the way they are supposed to? Cutting retorts to cruel remarks uttered years ago? The implications of X on Y? Whether that girl with the short skirt in your grade nine science class was aware that you could see her knickers when she sat on that stool the whole time? Who should play you in a movie? What condiment would best compliment a dolphin burger? Which Veronica you'd kill first? What becomes of the broken hearted? Who'd win a fight out of Sartre and Foucault? What kind of cheese would you be if you had to be a cheese?
Just me? Cool.
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And if I was a cheese, I'd be Swiss.
Doc
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Sharks.
The ones that are in a lather about peak oil and are planting trees and buying animals in their thousands to make sure they don't starve but drive thumpin' great 4WDs.
What's that about?
USelaine, really?
Miles, I used to wonder why the one that I liked (Keren, a dreamboat) would run of with someone like Andrew Ridgley rather than me.
Aigars, I have never lived more than five minutes from the sea. I’m pretty sure that you have been able to see some water everywhere I’ve lived (I’ve always lived on an island though, so that makes it a tad easier).
Tania, we need to build a ruddy great fence.