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I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.


I grew up in a town. As a little-un, I even thought that it was a decent-sized town. When Australia's Bicentennial year finally arrived, the bustling metropolis of Burnie - located in the stunning north-west coast of Tasmania - boasted an impressive TWENTY-FOUR THOUSAND people, and a figure no less impressive than [deep breath] By the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and of Her other Realms and Territories: Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Jamaica, Barbados, the Bahamas, Grenada, Papua New Guinea, the Solomon Islands, Tuvalu, Saint Lucia, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Belize, Antigua and Barbuda, and Saint Kitts and Nevis; Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith [exhale] Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth the second officially pronounced Burnie a genuine, bona fide, one hundred percent dinky di CITY.

It doesn't matter that the harsh realities of the post-industrial economy has driven a retraction the hugely impressive numbers seen in the heady days of 1988, because once it is granted by the Queen herself, no-one can take the label CITY away from the city of Burnie.

Of course, as one of the casualties of the harsh realities of the post-industrial economy, I no longer live in Burnie. Forced by cruel fate to pitch my tent elsewhere, I landed in the state capital, Hobart (population 206,000). So, as you can see, I know all about big cities.

This week, as I may have mentioned, I was marooned in Sydney for three days. Sydney has a population somewhere in the vicinity of four and a half million. Like Burnie, it is also a city. Reflecting upon these numbers, it appears to me that 4.5 million people in one place seems like a stupid idea.

If you've ever been to a party where more people show up than are invited, you should get my drift. Trapped in a room that is too small with too many other people, some pleasant, some rude; some quiet, others loud; people having a laugh and people having a bit of biff. It all gets too much and eventually you are face with the truth that everybody is standing just too close by for comfort. Thrashing about like Cathy on the moors, eventually you find yourself huddled and sweating in the backyard looking for some respite.

Or maybe you don't. Anyway, it seems to me that there has to be some kind of threshold that any sensible person is able to detect. I would suggest that 4.5 million people in one eensy weensy/itsy bitsy city is some way over that threshold. What do you reckon? How many people is too many?

Comments

bitingmidge said…
Since I live in a Region, rather than a city, onne that has half the population of Hobart spread over the area of Tasmania, and I don't visit the busy bits unless I have to forage for food or Christmas presents, or take photos of people foraging for food or buying Christmas presents, I'd say if you can't fit all the people you can see in a given time into say, a one bedroom flat, then the crowd is too big!

Sunshine Coast Daily - Australia
Anonymous said…
I like Glasgow's size (we've got about 2.2 million people). That probably sounds a lot, but I moved there from London (which is too big for me, now) so it feels quite small for me. We'll probably end up moving somewhere smaller at some point, but for now it suits me.
smudgeon said…
As someone who likes a wide choice (and some specialisation) when I shop, I appreciate cities like Melbourne & Sydney; although the internet puts me in touch with wacky Soviet-era cameras & obscure minimal techno from Dusseldorf, I still like to touch stuff before I've bought it. So in that respect, the big 'uns have their appeal. But when my parents have to live 45 minutes from the latter city just to find some space & affordable real estate, I'm glad to not be there permanently myself.

Living in Launceston (half Hobart's size, as you would know) offers a good quality of life without missing out on some of the things "real" cities have, but it's always going to be a compromise...

In answer to your question? I think 250,000-350,000 a good figure to ride that line between big-city convenience and small-city lifestyle.
USelaine said…
For me, a lot of it has to do with the structure of the city, so it's hard to say the ideal size. I live in a city of about 5000, and that limits the economics in good ways and in bad ways. Socially, I'd like to live in a city that's big enough to disappear into once in a while, and where I can discover new places and ideas, if pressed. Miles of detached single family homes that look like every other 5-to-an-acre subdivision would be hell. 100,000 with a well organized urban core, and geography that prevents the Sacramento or Santa Rosa effect, would be about right (I guess I really want to live in Santa Barbara, only with better water and fewer hyper-rich people). Geography and culture make all the difference.

I dunno. Too hard. Next question.
USelaine said…
More to the point of your question, San Francisco has about 700,000 people, and is surrounded on three sides by seawater. There are bustling places, and quiet places, and most can be reached with public transportation. The terrain is varied, cultural influences diverse, green and blue spaces planned for. You should come to San Francisco. (Wear some flowers in your hair.)
Dina said…
I was shocked today to learn that Mumbai has over 14 million people. That's 30,000 per sq. km.
Can you even imagine?? I can't.
Kris McCracken said…
Bitingmidge, I think that I agree with your assessment.

Jackie, it is all relative, isn’t it. London is HUGE, Glasgow less so. I think that I would struggle in Dehli, Sao Paulo or Beijing...

Me, I am a bit the same, but although I like the shops I hate the crowds. Teh Internets is great in that regard. Launceston does have a Myer, at least...
Kris McCracken said…
USelaine, wise words. In a lot of ways Hobart is limited in its growth as you describe San Francisco. That is not a bad thing. When you look at the urban sprawl in Sydney or the Gold Coast (here in Australia), your analysis is spot on.

I could handle living in a small town if there was a city close by (and accessible). I don’t drive a car, so that would limit me somewhat.

To show where Hobartians’s heads are at, some locals consider where I live “out in the sticks”, and I get a bus every morning into Hobart’s CBD that takes me 15 minutes, max. In a car it would take about 8 minutes.

Yes, the people of southern Tasmania can be idiots (and I say that as someone from North West Tasmania).

Dina, it must make shopping fun!

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