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He goes up slide.

He does down slide.

He goes up slide.

He does down slide.

He goes up slide.

He does down slide.

He goes up slide.

He does down slide.

He goes up slide.

He does down slide.

Time to go now.

He throws tantrum.

He goes over shoulder,

He goes in car.

We go home.

Comments

Baino said…
Just love it Kris. That kid's got umph!
Roddy said…
So who or what upset him? Looks like he was having fun.
Sue said…
I had the same trouble with Cody as a little'un. Once I had to prise his tiny fingers from a cyclone fence as he held on tight as I tried to get him to leave the playground. Kicking and yelling all the way! Oh...didn't I feel like a wonderful mum with everyone looking at me in judgement (or was I just imagining that???) Got so I would drive kilometres out of my way so I didn't pass any parks with slides when we were going anywhere... because I knew it would invoke a torrent of shouting at me to take him to the bloody slide!

I am still in therapy. Good luck!
Priyanka Khot said…
This looks like fun. As a child even I used to hate ending the sliding bonanza. Sliding is fun.
Kris McCracken said…
Baino, bloody umph alright!
Kris McCracken said…
Roddy, leaving upset him.
Kris McCracken said…
Sue, it is might frustrating
Kris McCracken said…
Priyanka, no blow up slides for a while!
yamini said…
I like the picture and the post, both.
Roddy said…
It wasn't being flung over your shoulder that may have affected the child? It is only we adults that have timeframes that upset the children. Wait until you have two to deal with, and they are at either end of the park. Something for you to look forward to.

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