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He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.


Concrete, bricks, leaves, grass, trees... We've got the makings of a town here!

This photo was taken down near the blubber pots here on Salamanca Lawns.

As canny readers will have already noted (see the "Currently Reading" section on the side bar), I am very much enjoying Chinua Achebe's thoroughly excellent Things Fall Apart, years later than I first intended! If you've not already, pick it up.

Aside from a general Molly Meldrum-esque "do yourself a favour" [and doesn't that pinpoint me in cultural, geographical and temporal place?] I thought it would be nice to share a thought that resonated with me from the text:
"No matter how prosperous a man was, if he was unable to rule his women and his children (and especially his women) he was not really a man. He was like the man in the song who had ten and one wives and not enough soup for his foo-foo."

On that score, it shames me to say that I am not much a man!

It's a great read though, and well worth the trip to the local library. If anyone out that would like to point me in the direction of some other top African work, I'd be most appreciative!

Comments

Sarah said…
Your photos are still banned here. I should use my free gate now!!!
Sarah said…
cheer for this much of honesty, Kris!
Anonymous said…
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Kris McCracken said…
Sarah, I can't believe they've banned me!
Kris McCracken said…
Yoork, I love them!
yamini said…
Whenever someone says oyster, I remember the scene from "Pretty Woman" (hope you have seen the movie too). Never tasted oysters though, how do they taste?
Kris McCracken said…
Yamini, ahhh, Pretty Woman, the film that encouraged many young women into a life of prostitution! What a wonderful ideal for a young girl.

I am not sure people 'taste' oysters. People seem to just swallow them, don't they? I've never been game enough, myself. They look like a heavy smoker's phlegm.

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