Skip to main content

He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.


Concrete, bricks, leaves, grass, trees... We've got the makings of a town here!

This photo was taken down near the blubber pots here on Salamanca Lawns.

As canny readers will have already noted (see the "Currently Reading" section on the side bar), I am very much enjoying Chinua Achebe's thoroughly excellent Things Fall Apart, years later than I first intended! If you've not already, pick it up.

Aside from a general Molly Meldrum-esque "do yourself a favour" [and doesn't that pinpoint me in cultural, geographical and temporal place?] I thought it would be nice to share a thought that resonated with me from the text:
"No matter how prosperous a man was, if he was unable to rule his women and his children (and especially his women) he was not really a man. He was like the man in the song who had ten and one wives and not enough soup for his foo-foo."

On that score, it shames me to say that I am not much a man!

It's a great read though, and well worth the trip to the local library. If anyone out that would like to point me in the direction of some other top African work, I'd be most appreciative!

Comments

Sarah said…
Your photos are still banned here. I should use my free gate now!!!
Sarah said…
cheer for this much of honesty, Kris!
Unknown said…
Hello...I like your blog, very introspective. I happened to be reading your profile after looking at this other blog post about vintage ads. Ironic? So I thought I'd share:
http://www.younghouselove.com/2009/07/those-were-the-days/
Kris McCracken said…
Sarah, I can't believe they've banned me!
Kris McCracken said…
Yoork, I love them!
yamini said…
Whenever someone says oyster, I remember the scene from "Pretty Woman" (hope you have seen the movie too). Never tasted oysters though, how do they taste?
Kris McCracken said…
Yamini, ahhh, Pretty Woman, the film that encouraged many young women into a life of prostitution! What a wonderful ideal for a young girl.

I am not sure people 'taste' oysters. People seem to just swallow them, don't they? I've never been game enough, myself. They look like a heavy smoker's phlegm.

Popular posts from this blog

If you want to be loved, be lovable.

Henry admires the view.

Ah, Joe, you never knew the whole of it...

I still have the robot on the job. Here you can see the Tasmanian Museum and Art Gallery . And here is a poem: Soliloquy for One Dead Bruce Dawe Ah, no, Joe, you never knew the whole of it, the whistling which is only the wind in the chimney's smoking belly, the footsteps on the muddy path that are always somebody else's. I think of your limbs down there, softly becoming mineral, the life of grasses, and the old love of you thrusts the tears up into my eyes, with the family aware and looking everywhere else. Sometimes when summer is over the land, when the heat quickens the deaf timbers, and birds are thick in the plumbs again, my heart sickens, Joe, calling for the water of your voice and the gone agony of your nearness. I try hard to forget, saying: If God wills, it must be so, because of His goodness, because- but the grasshopper memory leaps in the long thicket, knowing no ease. Ah, Joe, you never knew the whole of it... I like Bruce Dawe. He just my be my favourite Austral

Zeal, n. A certain nervous disorder afflicting the young and inexperienced. A passion that goeth before a sprawl.

Here I have tried my hand at the homemade sepia-toned photo. I wasn’t happy with the way that the sun had washed out some of the colours in the original, so had a bit of a fiddle because I like the look on Henry’s face, and didn’t want to pass on posting it. I have a tip for those of you burdened with the great, unceasing weight of parenthood. I have a new recipe, in the vein of the quick microwaved chocolate cake . Get this, microwaved potato chips . I gave them a run on Sunday, Henry liked the so much I did it again last night. Tonight, I shall be experimenting with sweet potato. I think that the ground is open for me to exploit opportunities in the swede, turnip, carrot and maybe even explore in the area of pumpkins. Radical, I know. I’m a boundary-pusher by nature. It's pretty simple, take the potato. Slice it thinly (it doesn't have to be too thin, but thin enough). Lay the slices on the microwave plate, whack a bit of salt over the top and nuke the buggers for five minut