Now, you see, it takes all the running you can do, to stay in the same place. If you want to get somewhere else, you must run at least twice as fast!

Here is Australia's littlest hobo having a nap. Isn't he adorable?

Even moreso given that he isn't

a) whining;

b) covered in snot and drool;

c) screeching;

d) pulling my hair; or

e) poking me in the eye.