Wednesday, November 25, 2009

If at first the idea is not absurd, then there is no hope for it.

Presenting the latest in Tasmanian technical innovation:
Tasmanian anti-pirate suicide ducks.

In a variation of the disgraceful cultured French practice of Foie gras, the ducks are force-fed nitroglycerine, and then trained to zero in upon - kamikaze style - all vessels bearing the jolly roger.

The testing process has seen some success, with the occasional accident involving children's birthday parties...


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Roddy said...

Almost as diabolical as those detonating dolphins that the yanks have. Or are they porpoises? Which makes it all the more palatable. Sushi?!

Kris said...