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Perhaps she wasn't even pretty, but she had the glow that makes men follow a woman in the hope of reflecting a little of it.


Stuck at work on my day off and I want someone, anyone - perhaps even this surf rescue boat from Kingston Beach - to come an rescue me!

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Roddy said…
You are slurring. And rescue me!
Why are you at work on your day off?
smudgeon said…
Not desperate enough to fake your own death, though?
Kris McCracken said…
Roddy, I am granting another organisation a day of my genius to help them out.
Kris McCracken said…
Me, not at all. Maybe desperate enough to opt for a few days off in the company of two rabid toddlers though.
Roddy said…
Rabid, rabid? When were they bitten by a rabid wolf/dog? You should look after my grandsons a little better.
If you need someone to tend them, postage paid to my address.