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Nothing says "Christmas" more than "concealable weapon". If, like me, you don't enjoy the Yuletide period with its overly cheery tone, the crude mix of corporate and religious, and generally annoying songs; a handgun can be essential (if only to keep carollers at bay).

In fact, I've had my eye on a nifty little Derringer just down Henry's alley, and I know that Ezra has his heart set on one of Remington's world famous .44 Magnum (I'm trying to steer him towards the Desert Eagle, given his love of the beach and the tendency of sand to play up with the breech).

In fact, the arms trade is the only thing that keeps me going through the holiday period!
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Ténèbres à la lumière... said…
Hi! Kris,
I was looking back at your previous posts that I missed...nice photographs and amusing captions too...

...I was also happy to find out Ezra's favorite breakfast treat too!

As for this post...LOL!!!!
(Kris, I don't know if your tongue was firmly planted in your cheek as you wrote this post?!?)

DeeDee ;-D
24 March 2010 at 05:44
Kris McCracken said…
Well, I'm not sure I've ever actually touched a firearm before, let alone own one!
24 March 2010 at 08:13
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