Sunday, April 25, 2010

The only thing worse than a liar is a liar that's also a hypocrite!

Self portrait, Sullivan's Cove. April 2010.

Time for another Sunday Top Five! Today, we're looking at the Top Five Ways That Emperor Penguins Commit Suicide.
5: Sitting on a public bus in Mobile, Alabama, and loudly start bemoaning the fact that "Grant didn't come down here and finish the job proper."

4: Walrus dogging.

3: Infiltrating the Collingwood cheer squad, and in the middle of the second quarter, say in a clear voice, "steady on chaps, I'm not sure that you should be talking about girls that way."

2: Barbiturate overdose.

1: Eating fourteen kilograms of unpopped popcorn, the wrapping oneself in an electric blanket set to high, THEN sitting in a sauna, then letting the ensuing popping rip one apart from within.


Roddy said...

How did you know you were on camera? And did they get you for checking out the security system?

Kris said...

I just knew.